{"id":1506,"date":"2010-12-25T02:44:43","date_gmt":"2010-12-25T08:44:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/atalantarising.surly.org\/?p=1506"},"modified":"2010-12-26T02:04:30","modified_gmt":"2010-12-26T08:04:30","slug":"a-holiday-message-from-hunny","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/atalantarising.surly.org\/?p=1506","title":{"rendered":"A Holiday Message From Hunny"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Ok, Hunny. Say it!&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;I&#8217;m Sleeping here, buzz off&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;No, Really. Say it <em>now<\/em> Hunny.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Leave me alone.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Come on girl! Pahleeeezzzzzz!&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Sigh&#8230;Fine.&#8221;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/60141310@N00\/5289344655\/\" title=\"P1000034 by banjobear, on Flickr\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm6.static.flickr.com\/5126\/5289344655_3e1e4ee8a3.jpg\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" alt=\"P1000034\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>&#8220;Wee Fish Ewe A Mare Egrets Moose, Panda Hippo Gnu Deer&#8221;<\/strong><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/60141310@N00\/5289348525\/\" title=\"P1000036 by banjobear, on Flickr\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm6.static.flickr.com\/5002\/5289348525_4553fb46a3.jpg\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" alt=\"P1000036\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Satisfied!? Now leave me alone to sleep, you bat-guano crazy lady!&#8221;<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/60141310@N00\/5289344655\/\" title=\"P1000034 by banjobear, on Flickr\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm6.static.flickr.com\/5126\/5289344655_3e1e4ee8a3.jpg\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" alt=\"P1000034\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Ok, Hunny. Say it!&#8221; &#8220;I&#8217;m Sleeping here, buzz off&#8221; &#8220;No, Really. Say it now Hunny.&#8221; &#8220;Leave me alone.&#8221; &#8220;Come on girl! Pahleeeezzzzzz!&#8221; &#8220;Sigh&#8230;Fine.&#8221; &#8220;Wee Fish Ewe A Mare Egrets Moose, Panda Hippo Gnu Deer&#8221; &#8220;Satisfied!? Now leave me alone to sleep, you bat-guano crazy lady!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1506","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/atalantarising.surly.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1506","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/atalantarising.surly.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/atalantarising.surly.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/atalantarising.surly.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/atalantarising.surly.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1506"}],"version-history":[{"count":12,"href":"https:\/\/atalantarising.surly.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1506\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1524,"href":"https:\/\/atalantarising.surly.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1506\/revisions\/1524"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/atalantarising.surly.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1506"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/atalantarising.surly.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1506"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/atalantarising.surly.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1506"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}