{"id":3269,"date":"2011-11-25T10:13:05","date_gmt":"2011-11-25T16:13:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/atalantarising.surly.org\/?p=3269"},"modified":"2015-08-02T01:45:20","modified_gmt":"2015-08-02T07:45:20","slug":"moving-slow-lately","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/atalantarising.surly.org\/?p=3269","title":{"rendered":"Movin&#8217; Slow Lately&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>so I went for a check up and this is what I overheard my doctor saying to the nurse;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Well, I kicked the tires and I got in the seat and set on a petrified apple core and found a bunch of field mice livin&#8217; in the glove compartment. Her shaft is bent and her rear end leaks, you can fix her quick with an oily rag. Use a nail as a starter; I lost the key. Don&#8217;t pay no mind to that whirrin&#8217; sound. She use a little oil, but outside a&#8217; that, she&#8217;s cherry.&#8221;<br \/>\nC.W McCall<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/60141310@N00\/6400178759\/\" title=\"IMG_4854 by banjobear, on Flickr\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm8.staticflickr.com\/7151\/6400178759_aa8418de1d.jpg\" width=\"475\" height=\"500\" alt=\"IMG_4854\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Now I just need two full quarts of 40 weight oil and I&#8217;ll be good to go.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>so I went for a check up and this is what I overheard my doctor saying to the nurse; &#8220;Well, I kicked the tires and I got in the seat and set on a petrified apple core and found a bunch of field mice livin&#8217; in the glove compartment. Her shaft is bent and her [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3269","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/atalantarising.surly.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3269","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/atalantarising.surly.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/atalantarising.surly.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/atalantarising.surly.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/atalantarising.surly.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3269"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"https:\/\/atalantarising.surly.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3269\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3295,"href":"https:\/\/atalantarising.surly.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3269\/revisions\/3295"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/atalantarising.surly.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3269"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/atalantarising.surly.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3269"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/atalantarising.surly.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3269"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}