{"id":3774,"date":"2012-02-07T23:50:40","date_gmt":"2012-02-08T05:50:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/atalantarising.surly.org\/?p=3774"},"modified":"2012-02-07T23:50:40","modified_gmt":"2012-02-08T05:50:40","slug":"the-thing-about-cows","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/atalantarising.surly.org\/?p=3774","title":{"rendered":"The Thing About Cows&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;jumping over the moon.<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/60141310@N00\/6711639631\/\" title=\"IMG_5173 by banjobear, on Flickr\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm8.staticflickr.com\/7035\/6711639631_7eefb6b331.jpg\" width=\"475\" height=\"600\" alt=\"IMG_5173\"><\/a><br \/>\nThere is such a serious risk of them landing on your vehicle and causing you to drive in a circa 1970&#8217;s car chase fashion.<\/p>\n<p>Whoa there, Clarabelle!<\/p>\n<p>Just a little non-sense to lighten your day.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;jumping over the moon. There is such a serious risk of them landing on your vehicle and causing you to drive in a circa 1970&#8217;s car chase fashion. Whoa there, Clarabelle! Just a little non-sense to lighten your day.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3774","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/atalantarising.surly.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3774","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/atalantarising.surly.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/atalantarising.surly.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/atalantarising.surly.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/atalantarising.surly.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3774"}],"version-history":[{"count":20,"href":"https:\/\/atalantarising.surly.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3774\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3934,"href":"https:\/\/atalantarising.surly.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3774\/revisions\/3934"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/atalantarising.surly.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3774"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/atalantarising.surly.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3774"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/atalantarising.surly.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3774"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}