{"id":4772,"date":"2012-05-10T09:42:38","date_gmt":"2012-05-10T15:42:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/atalantarising.surly.org\/?p=4772"},"modified":"2012-05-11T00:03:04","modified_gmt":"2012-05-11T06:03:04","slug":"wow","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/atalantarising.surly.org\/?p=4772","title":{"rendered":"WOW!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Isn&#8217;t she amazing!<\/p>\n<p>This really needs a more clever post, but my mind is totally blown.  How does one talk about double barreled shotgun boobies and give it all the creative justice it deserves.<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/60141310@N00\/7169301070\/\" title=\"IMG_5884 by banjobear, on Flickr\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm8.staticflickr.com\/7221\/7169301070_da6524e5aa.jpg\" width=\"500\" height=\"600\" alt=\"IMG_5884\"><\/a><br \/>\nI met the old guy who welded her, I&#8217;m thinking that I might commission a brassiere from him; I wonder if I&#8217;ll need a &#8220;Concealed Carry Permit&#8221; though. <\/p>\n<p>Well, on second thought, probably not, being there&#8217;s not much concealed.  <\/p>\n<p>You know&#8230;it&#8217;d be the first time I was ever fitted for my bra&#8217;s gauge size!  <\/p>\n<p>Enjoy your Thursday!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Isn&#8217;t she amazing! This really needs a more clever post, but my mind is totally blown. How does one talk about double barreled shotgun boobies and give it all the creative justice it deserves. I met the old guy who welded her, I&#8217;m thinking that I might commission a brassiere from him; I wonder if [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4772","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/atalantarising.surly.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4772","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/atalantarising.surly.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/atalantarising.surly.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/atalantarising.surly.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/atalantarising.surly.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4772"}],"version-history":[{"count":23,"href":"https:\/\/atalantarising.surly.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4772\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4810,"href":"https:\/\/atalantarising.surly.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4772\/revisions\/4810"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/atalantarising.surly.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4772"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/atalantarising.surly.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4772"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/atalantarising.surly.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4772"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}