{"id":5008,"date":"2012-06-10T09:51:10","date_gmt":"2012-06-10T15:51:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/atalantarising.surly.org\/?p=5008"},"modified":"2012-06-10T15:03:39","modified_gmt":"2012-06-10T21:03:39","slug":"sundays-siren","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/atalantarising.surly.org\/?p=5008","title":{"rendered":"Sunday’s Siren"},"content":{"rendered":"

I was strong and did my AM burpees yesterday. I’m quite sure that I did them wrong though, because they didn’t completely suck. I might have to do them again to make up for that.<\/p>\n

Also, <\/p>\n

A little bit of a confession today.<\/p>\n

I heeded the siren’s call.<\/p>\n

I now own Satanbucks Merch.<\/p>\n

$20.00 worth.<\/p>\n

I know.<\/p>\n

I know.<\/p>\n

I can barely stand to admit it to myself.<\/p>\n

Do you guys think you can ever respect me again?<\/p>\n

My only comfort, drinking ice cold water from a steel straw is every bit as delightful as I hoped it would be.
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\nWell, now that I actually own one, I suppose I should do what small part I can to help give her a reason for that goofy smile they’ve given her.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I was strong and did my AM burpees yesterday. I’m quite sure that I did them wrong though, because they didn’t completely suck. I might have to do them again to make up for that. Also, A little bit of a confession today. I heeded the siren’s call. I now own Satanbucks Merch. $20.00 worth. […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5008","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/atalantarising.surly.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5008","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/atalantarising.surly.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/atalantarising.surly.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/atalantarising.surly.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/atalantarising.surly.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5008"}],"version-history":[{"count":21,"href":"https:\/\/atalantarising.surly.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5008\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5033,"href":"https:\/\/atalantarising.surly.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5008\/revisions\/5033"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/atalantarising.surly.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5008"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/atalantarising.surly.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5008"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/atalantarising.surly.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5008"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}