{"id":7917,"date":"2013-02-21T21:44:19","date_gmt":"2013-02-22T03:44:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/atalantarising.surly.org\/?p=7917"},"modified":"2021-01-01T20:28:31","modified_gmt":"2021-01-02T02:28:31","slug":"how-you-get-up-there","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/atalantarising.surly.org\/?p=7917","title":{"rendered":"How You Get Up There?"},"content":{"rendered":"

Well, she jumped!<\/p>\n

One hand slipped,<\/p>\n

one hand held.
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\nMaaaaaan! She didn’t know she could jump that high…Ahhhh, but she does now.
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\nAnd now?<\/p>\n

It wasn’t like before…everyone was gettin’ outta her way.<\/p>\n

I don’t know what it was…<\/p>\n

Maybe it was that big ol’ silver bracelet.<\/p>\n

I think it was the silver bracelet!<\/p>\n

But I mean EVERYONE was getting out of her way!
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\nSometimes we love…<\/p>\n

these fears,<\/p>\n

these excuses,<\/p>\n

(You know. The ones that need TWO parking spaces.)<\/p>\n

more than life itself.<\/p>\n

And we give them the power, the power, the POWER.<\/p>\n

But really, they are relics -dated and lame relics.<\/p>\n

A circa 1970-something-too-old-to-even-remember-when-it-was-cool relic, a relic that is always screaming at you to: “get your feet off the upholstery!”.<\/p>\n

You know.<\/p>\n

A relic.<\/p>\n

Like….<\/p>\n

‘Johnny’s Camaro’.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Well, she jumped! One hand slipped, one hand held. Maaaaaan! She didn’t know she could jump that high…Ahhhh, but she does now. . . . . . And now? It wasn’t like before…everyone was gettin’ outta her way. I don’t know what it was… Maybe it was that big ol’ silver bracelet. I think it […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7917","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/atalantarising.surly.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7917","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/atalantarising.surly.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/atalantarising.surly.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/atalantarising.surly.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/atalantarising.surly.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7917"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"https:\/\/atalantarising.surly.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7917\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12863,"href":"https:\/\/atalantarising.surly.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7917\/revisions\/12863"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/atalantarising.surly.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7917"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/atalantarising.surly.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7917"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/atalantarising.surly.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7917"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}