so I went for a check up and this is what I overheard my doctor saying to the nurse;
“Well, I kicked the tires and I got in the seat and set on a petrified apple core and found a bunch of field mice livin’ in the glove compartment. Her shaft is bent and her rear end leaks, you can fix her quick with an oily rag. Use a nail as a starter; I lost the key. Don’t pay no mind to that whirrin’ sound. She use a little oil, but outside a’ that, she’s cherry.”
C.W McCall
Now I just need two full quarts of 40 weight oil and I’ll be good to go.
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