This is so not what I had in mind when I agreed to share gas costs with you.
Yup. Seriously considering bicycle commuting again.
Oh! Ahhhh…it’s her first “truck pull”!
You know. It’s that special time in a middle aged woman’s life when she says; “Fuck you!” to wrinkles, gravity, stretch marks, and weak bladders. No crying and whining. She just goes out and buys a roll if duct tape and a box of pads immediately after signing up for her first strongman event.
Then with her bad girls firmly duct taped into place (so as not to trip on them you see) and prepared to piss herself if it comes to it (whatever it takes), she pulls like hell to move a 6000# vehicle as fast as she can. There by proving to herself that she’s still just as badass at 41 as she was at 18. Or is that just as stupid?
Don’t matter either way:
“When am I going to grow up?” you ask. Heck, I don’t know. Probably the same time I get some fashion sense. Plus my son actually likes the fact that I give him so many stories to win the “So you think your mom is crazy…” show down with his peers.
Besides, I think Scrapbooking is boring anyway.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to go to the little girls room.
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